Sms Lucu memang bisa mmebuat Tertawa. Tertawa itu memang sehat, semua yang berhubung humor atau hal – hal yang lucu memang sebuah cara yang paling mudah untuk menghilangkan rasa penat, jenuh dan stress. Salah satu dengan membaca sms lucu bisa di coba untuk mencari hiburan.
Tertawalah sebelum tertawa itu di larang, dana tertawalah karena tertawa itu tidak mahal. Hehehehe...semoga beberapa sma lucu ini bisa membuat anda ketawa.
Jika memang sms lucu ini sudah ada di tuliasn blog lain memang saya hanya bisa memerikan tuliasan ini namun saya juga mencari tuliasn yang jarang ada.
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Seorang nenek yang nyebrang jalan hampir ketabrak motor.
Pengendara motor marah : "Nenek bego! Nyebrang jalan gak liat2!"
Nenek sewot : "Lo yg bego!! Nabrak nenek-nenek aja gak kena..!!"
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IF u need ADVICE, message me.
If u need FRIEND, call me.
If u need HELP, e-mail me.
If u need MONEY, nomor yg anda tuju tidak dapat dihubungi. terima kasih.
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Ketika masih sekolah kusadari, "Rajin Pangkal Pandai". Saat sudah bekerja kuyakini, "Hemat Pangkal Kaya". Setelah menikah kurasakan, "Nikmatnya Pangkal Paha"
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"Barang siapa yang menghambur-hamburkan SMS-mu dan menggunakan Pulsamu dengan sia-sia maka merugilah mereka dihari penagihannya". (An-Nokia ; ayat 3310).
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Orang Kalau Kentut
Orang Amerika kentut bilang, "EXCUSE ME". Orang Inggris kentut
bilang, "PARDON ME". Orang Singapore kentut bilang, "I'M SORRY". Kalo
Orang Indonesia kentut, pasti bilang, "NOT ME!! NOT ME!!"
Carilah istri yang SALEHA (Suka Lupa Pake Beha) agar jadi SAKINAH (Sekali Kena Ingin Nambah) & jadilah suami yang SIAGA (Siap Antem Pakai Gaya Apa Saja).
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Kita jangan jadi Generasi P18:
Pergi Pagi Pulang Petang Pala Pusing Perut Perih
Pinggang Pegal Pegal Pantat Panas Penis Penyakitan
Penghasilan Pas Pasan
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Pohon Pisang,Pohon Palem
Tadi siang,sekarang malem
Pohon palem di seruduk kebo
Met malam, kebo...
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Setelah JABOTABEK pemerintah akan membuat program 3 kota bersaudara ( Three sister cities ) yaitu NGAWI - CENGKARENG - CIOMAS yang apabila disingkat menjadi NGACENGMAS ....
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aq berbaring d kmrku
aq menatap bintang yg
bersinar terang menerangiku
aq merasakan sinar bln msk ke tbhku
lama2 aq berpikir
genteng rmh gw k mana ya???
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Lihat sekelilingmu, itu adalah kebesaran Tuhan.
Lihatlah keluargamu, itu adalah anugrah Tuhan.
Lihatlah di cermin, itu cobaan Tuhan!
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Menurut penelitian terbaru oleh para ahli kedokteran, ternyata 100 % penyebab kematian seseorang adalah jantung, yaitu JANTUNGNYA BERHENTI BERDENYUT
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Lihat sekelilingmu, itu adalah kebesaran Tuhan.
Lihatlah keluargamu, itu adalah anugrah Tuhan.
Lihatlah di cermin, itu cobaan Tuhan!
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